What movies have not aged well?

-”Ah so!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Do opposites attract? How often do you see weird couples like a guy/girl dating someone who is boring with no sense of humor ?

Goldfinger

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Moonraker

I have the power to talk to aliens through using telepathy. Why do people think I'm crazy?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

A View to a Kill

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Everyone says the pet population is out of control. Everyone says you MUST spay or neuter your pets. No one wants to talk about how its almost $1,000 to spay or neuter a pet. Why is it so expensive if its so necessary? Animal shelters do it for free.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why didn't my ex fight for our relationship? He gave up so easily.

Octopussy

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-J W Pepper

Why do men like low maintenance women?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Are you more of a butt guy or a boob guy?

Dr No

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-All the bad guys are black.

Why cant I stop thinking about counsellor between sessions?

From Russia With Love

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

So I’m getting piano lessons and my teacher wants me to get an upright piano instead of a keyboard. An upright piano is way above my price range, so what do I do? And what’s the difference between an upright piano and a keyboard?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why does Boko Haram attack its own Muslims?

Live and Let Die

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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